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FLORIST ON WHEELS

Made for a silly compo using auto-genned graphics and game name. This is five mins of fun hectic blasting.



A Bank Panic clone joke game that I spent waay to long making for the Videogame 50 compilation. Can you tell Hilary Swank from a horse?

Super Hexagon demake

For the Videogame 50 compilation of bad games, however Super Hexagon is so good that this is actually not bad.


A Tempest 2000 demake for for the Retro Remakes Videogame 50 (50 *ahem* games on a compilation). This one is bad.


True to the goal of re-creating a Spectrum Basic type-in version of Light Cycle this is slow, jittery and mostly unplayable.

Attack of the Pink Robots


A clone of a game I cloned 25 years ago. Destroy hordes of evil robots in this excitingly pretty turn-based strategy game!



My GDC Pirate Kart 2012 game. Scan the city for snipers. Shoot them or be shot! A Whack-A-Mole style game with lots of accessibility features.

Kill The Poor

My IGF Pirate Kart Game. Dissolve the floor and piss on the hoodies when they fall in. A crap Space Panic remake.



The most realistic flying penis simulator ever. A quite fun oneswitch cave flying game with great NSFW (or kids) music.



Fire badgers to destroy the alien-methane-cow bombs and stop global warnming. It's Missible Command, with bovines and badgers.
